Or not. But I’m tired of every meeting or get together that provides us with donuts (or bagels or cake, etc.) being plagued by the selfish fuck who decides in some bullshit public display of faux healthy eating that they only need half a donut. What normal human does that outside of this setting?
Here’s the thing. In this day and age of germophobia, not one person is going to see you grab all over that pastry and eat the other half. And if they didn’t see you, they are definitely not going to eat it. Now, what could have been a very busy person’s simple, sweet treat, a minor break from the hectic day, is just a desiccated husk that is of no use to anyone. Are you happy now.